Scrabble is life itself

What is life, but a struggle, a puzzle, a search for the bon mot? Which arent Scrabble words. Why is fart not recognized as a legitimate scrabble word? It appears in Chaucer for Gods sake. The D word is ok but the C word isnt. The N word and the J word are forbidden but the W and H and B and A-H words are just hunky dory. Which is not a word either. Shizzle should be a word. Schnitzel is, and what the hell is schnitzel? Come on, get with it!

Willie Wanker about SCRABBLE Premium, v5.20.0